New computer system: The R64
Made by: Manuel H.
Published: 11-Dec-1998, 19:57 CET
Rapax proudly presents: the Rapax64. This new computer system from tomorrow - with the techniques of the day before yesterday. It is running with compressed air, and the compressor is really making a f***ing noise. But the customer takes this for granted, for its frequency of 2.000.000mHz.
This ad shows that today it is not the quality of the product which causes a high number of sells. The marketing strategies are the main point.
Translation:
COMING SOON!
Rapax64 will conquer the computer branch. Just 23 days till
Christmas! Then the Rapax64 will finally appear on the
"screen of the scene"! But - what is Rapax64?
That is a revolutionary computer system! For years our developers
got no sleep to accelerate their development (ha, ha). The new
extraordinary computer has a unique clock rate of 2.000.000 MHz
(sorry, it's a typing error: the true number is 2.000.000 mHz).
The processor is compressor-driven, and this compressor dins
unbelievably at work. It's cool, man! The computer's heart is a
newly developed dynamic "SchappyLOGIC" incompatibility
processor with "MainlyERROR" floating point unit. The
random access memory is realized by a turbo-xy-table with pencil,
square paper, b&w-camera and rubber. Pencil and rubber have to be
exchanged every month, the paper once a year. Otherwise technical
problems may occur. The hard disk drive will be a phonograph
recorder with silicon (to erase data) which may be obtainable
some day at a price of 500,- US$. Further media (empty LPs) will
be sold at 50,- US$ each. CB-Roms ("Compact Books") are
available from the day of R64's release on that can be read by a
flatbed-scanner-like apparatus (around 500,- US$, CBs around
10,- US$). Thank you GUTENBERG!
Memory extensions will be DIN A1 XY-tables (stackable), but they are
still under development.
Technical data:
Processor: SchappyLOGIC incompatibility processor, compressor-driven, 2.000.000 mHz Drive: DIN A6, capacity: 16 sheets of paper, further media available at stationery shops (use squared paper) Random Access Memory: DIN A4, 16 sheets of paper ( 1 A4 sheet = 2 A4 sides 1 A4 side = 20x30 cm 20x30cm = 40x60 squares 40x60 squares = 2400 bit 2400 bit = 300 byte so: 1 A4 side = 300 byte 1 A4 sheet = 600 byte 16 A4 sheet = 9600 byte 9600 byte = 9,375 kilobyte)
PRICE: 5000,- US$
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