General 01

What is green and turns red when you press the button?
-A frog in a mixer.

Mummy mummy, Where's my hamster? MOULINEX!

A German, an American, a Russian and a Turk are sitting in a train.
Suddenly the American takes a dollar and throws it out the window.
The German asks: "Hey, why did you do that?" The American
replies: "We've got enough of them."
Five minutes later the Russian takes a tin of caviar and throws it
out the window. The German asks again, and he gets the same answer:
"We've got enough of them."
For five minutes the German thinks about this, and without any
warning he takes the Turk and throws him out the window. His
explanation: "We've got enough of them."

Why don't East-Frisians have photos of their holidays?
-Because they always send their films to the developing countries.

A man gets into a train. He is a taylor and is wearing his newest
clothing. It's a pair of trousers. In his knapsack the taylor has
five meters of the cloth his trousers are made of. Finally he gets
a seat on the train, but he didn't recognize the zip of his trousers
is still open, even that a part of his "best piece" is hanging
out. Against him there is sitting an old woman who wants to show him
his misfortune, but tries not to be too direct. She says: "It's a nice
piece you've got there." The taylor feels complimented for he
thinks she's speaking about his trousers. But she repeats it: "A nice
piece..." Now he responds: "Yes, and I've got five metres of it
left in my knapsack."

Only a dead Tamagotchi is a good Tamagotchi.