Why don't bureaucrats want abbreviation of their working hours? -That would result in less sleep! Daddy, why are there that strange crumbs in my soup? -Oh son, granny won't puke through a sieve just for you. Daddy, why is granny running to and fro? -Oh son, shut up and give me the next magazine. Daddy, I don't want to visit granny. -Oh son, shut up and keep on digging. [...]