General 03

And it goes on!

A man is following a women through several streets till she turns
round and asks him why. He says: "Oh, now that I've seen your face
I also start wondering..."

The husband wonders why there never has been any bill for the milk.
Some day he catches his wife in bed with the milkman. "So," he shouts,
"you stupid! Why did you never think of doing it with the beer provider?"

A foreigner is laughing about a stutterer. But when this one
has got enough he says: "SSSsSsoo e-e-evryb-body h-hasss his
p-p-peculllliarit-t-ties! Y-You ffor examp-ple, which hhand do
you use t-t-to wipe your butt, eh?"
- "The left one. Why did you want to know?"
"Y-you see, e-everyone has his f-fads. M-m-most people use
t-t-toilet paper."

Man and woman are lying in bed, then the phone rings. "What's up?"
he asks. She responds: "It was my husband, saying he'll come later
for he's still playing cards with you."

The female teacher visits a horse race with her class. When the
first boys say they have to pee, she accompanies them so they reach
the bowl. But suddenly she says: "Hey, you're heavy, are you in my
class either?" -"No, I'm the jockey from the first race!"

Tony picks up his girlfriend from home for the first time. Her father
urges him: "Don't bring her back home too late!" -"Don't worry, when
she's get round as easy as my friends told me, she'll be back
exactly at 10pm!"