Windows98 Sourcecode


/*

TOP SECRET Microsoft(c)ß Code

Project: Chicago(tm)

Projected release-date: Summer 1998

*/



#include "win31.h"

#include "win95.h"

#include "evenmore.h"

#include "oldstuff.h"

#include "billrulz.h"

#define INSTALL = HARD



char make_prog_look_big[1600000];



void main()

{

         while(!CRASHED)

         {

                 display_copyright_message();

                 display_bill_rules_message();

                 do_nothing_loop();

                 if (first_time_installation)

                 {

                         make_50_megabyte_swapfile();

                         do_nothing_loop();

                         totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();

                         search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();

                         hang_system();

                 }

                 write_something(anything);

                 display_copyright_message();

                 do_nothing_loop();

                 do_some_stuff();

                 if (still_not_crashed)

                 {

                         display_copyright_message();

                         do_nothing_loop();

                         basically_run_windows_3.1();

                         do_nothing_loop();

                         do_nothing_loop();

                 }

         }



         if (detect_cache())

         disable_cache();



         if (fast_cpu())

         {

                 set_wait_states(lots);

                 set_mouse(speed, very_slow);

                 set_mouse(action, jumpy);

                 set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);

         }



         /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */

         /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */

         printf("Welcome to Windows 98");

         if (system_ok())

                 crash(to_dos_prompt);

         else

                 system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);



         while(something)

         {

                 sleep(5);

                 get_user_input();

                 sleep(5);

                 act_on_user_input();

                 sleep(5);

         }

         create_general_protection_fault();

}


by G.o.D.


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