< Prev | Next >

---

New computer system: The R64

Rapax proudly presents: the Rapax64. This new computer system from tomorrow - with the techniques of the day before yesterday. It is running with compressed air, and the compressor is really making a f***ing noise. But the customer takes this for granted, for its frequency of 2.000.000mHz.

This ad shows that today it is not the quality of the product which causes a high number of sells. The marketing strategies are the main point.

Translation:

COMING SOON!
Rapax64 will conquer the computer branch. Just 23 days till Christmas! Then the Rapax64 will finally appear on the "screen of the scene"! But - what is Rapax64? That is a revolutionary computer system! For years our developers got no sleep to accelerate their development (ha, ha). The new extraordinary computer has a unique clock rate of 2.000.000 MHz (sorry, it's a typing error: the true number is 2.000.000 mHz). The processor is compressor-driven, and this compressor dins unbelievably at work. It's cool, man! The computer's heart is a newly developed dynamic "SchappyLOGIC" incompatibility processor with "MainlyERROR" floating point unit. The random access memory is realized by a turbo-xy-table with pencil, square paper, b&w-camera and rubber. Pencil and rubber have to be exchanged every month, the paper once a year. Otherwise technical problems may occur. The hard disk drive will be a phonograph recorder with silicon (to erase data) which may be obtainable some day at a price of 500,- US$. Further media (empty LPs) will be sold at 50,- US$ each. CB-Roms ("Compact Books") are available from the day of R64's release on that can be read by a flatbed-scanner-like apparatus (around 500,- US$, CBs around 10,- US$). Thank you GUTENBERG!
Memory extensions will be DIN A1 XY-tables (stackable), but they are still under development.

Technical data:

Processor:      SchappyLOGIC incompatibility processor,
                compressor-driven, 2.000.000 mHz

Drive:          DIN A6, capacity: 16 sheets of paper,
                further media available at stationery
                shops (use squared paper)
Random
 Access Memory: DIN A4, 16 sheets of paper

               (   1 A4 sheet = 2 A4 sides
                    1 A4 side = 20x30 cm
                      20x30cm = 40x60 squares
                40x60 squares = 2400 bit
                     2400 bit = 300 byte
                 so:
                    1 A4 side = 300 byte
                   1 A4 sheet = 600 byte
                  16 A4 sheet = 9600 byte
                    9600 byte = 9,375 kilobyte)

PRICE: 5000,- US$

< Prev | Next >