The R64-Computer keeps your dog healthy
Made by: Marc N.
Published: 20-Jan-1999, 20:44 CET
Yes, Rapax64 also keeps your dog healthy! Clever!
Translation:
A new product for your compressed-air-driven R64 with SchappyLOGIC Incompatibility Processor has been developed: an automatic light gate.
By the use of this light gate, two network cards, two loudspeakers and two R64 you can keep your dog healthy. And that's the way it goes:
You need to have two rooms. In each of them you put a R64, both are connected to a loudspeaker. Then you connect the network cards and the light gates.
When your dog passes one of the light gates, one R64 gets a signal to beep. Because of the 2.000.000mHz the data transmission is accomplished before your dog gets asleep. Furthermore no other computer system but the compressed-air-running R64 makes such a f***ing noise. Good to have compared that!
Your dog leaves the noisy room to sleep in the other one, where he again passes a light gate. So your dog begins to bark, for he is incapable to understand this network and thinks of having catched a burglar red-handed.
Yes, Schappy keeps your dog healthy, so that it keeps you healthy, too.
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